Milton Jones Quotes
'Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them. They don't like that'
'If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious'
'About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard – after that he went downhill very quickly'
'I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying “I don’t want to bore you with the details”'
'The pollen count, now that’s a difficult job. Especially if you’ve got hay fever'
'It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog'
'I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs'
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